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First, you'll have to buy a chicken and pretend it wears glasses.

Get some leeks, carrots, dill, turnip, celery and parsnip. Wash ‘em.

Throw it all into a pot. Make it look pretty.

Cover everything with water, then bring to a rapid boil. Let simmer. For hours. Days.

Make matzoh ball mixture. I went with eggs, duck fat, cayenne, seltzer, grated onion, cold water, salt, pepper, and matzoh meal.

CHILL FOR ONE HOUR.

Make balls. Drop suckers into boiling water.

Pull apart chicken a day later. Snack on some latkes while you wait around.

Have Dad blow on hot ball.

Impress Grandma with soup.